Dancing on a song from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam is a giant leap for Salman Khan’s heart. I think all of us were pleasantly surprised when we saw Sallu Miya dancing on Dholi Taaro. It’s not to say that Salman never got over his relationship with Aishwarya (who is now a mommy and happily married) but the fact that he finally is dancing on songs from HDDCS, which he had avoided so far.
We were straight away shown into the house where Jaaved Jaffrey and Sharman Joshi, the cast of recently released movie War Chhod Na Yaar came to spend some time with the housemates. You can watch the trailer of the same movie here http://www.biggbossfan.com/movie-releases/movie-releases-week-11-october-2013/
Jaaved Jaffrey then asked the housemates to do a spoof on Sholay. Armaan was told to play GABBAR, Tanisha – BASANTI and Andy – Veeru (Dharmendra).
Andy’s pent up anger emerged here in the form of insulting VIA teasing and joking. He loudly told Tanisha NOT TO FART:
He also constantly kept suggesting that SHE and her hair were stinking.
They then brought out the Satan’s sack. What was about to happen was nothing less than diabolic!
Salman instructed them to take one-one item out of the sack which then the housemates would decide to give to someone amongst them. IT WAS JUST A WAY TO SYMBOLIZE something SCANDALOUS that had happened with them.
First came out two utensils (steel plates). Andy had called Armaan “khali bartan” or empty utensils which “just” make noise. Andy said that item does not fit for Armaan anymore (since they had patched up and all) but since yesterday he had mentioned it, it should be given to Armaan.
Then came a TUBELIGHT which was given to Elli.
Then came out a heart. It went to Gauhar. YAWN! I mean that’s the only role Gauhar and Kushal play in the house. Lovers? I know I know that’s so sweet and it’s better to play with each other’s hair than to play dirty games like your fellow housemates BUT ARE YOU SERIOUS GAUHAR? YOU CAME TO BIGG BOSS TO FIND LOVE !!!!!!
Then came a “chabi wala Bandar” or a wound up Monkey. Armaan insisted that Andy should get it.
Then came out a ‘nipple wali doodh ki bottle’ (bottle to feed a baby). They gave it to Pratyusha because she is the youngest and a kid amongst them all. YEAH RIGHT !
Then came out a CHAKKU or Knife. They gave it to Kamya.
THEN CAME THE DIABOLICAL MOMENT !!!!!!!
Jaaved Jaffrey took out a TAIL (poonch) from the sack.
Andy immediately sprung up and said that since every one namely Kamya, Pratyusha and Gauhar had got different items, this should go to Tanisha. Obviously, Salman asked ‘whose tail is she?’ Andy the smarty pants replied:
Salman burst out laughing and was seen cracking up.
On the other side, we saw TANISHA FUME AND BURN WITH ANGER.
She was heard telling him “DON’T CROSS THE LINE!”
Next came out a clown’s wig. It was given to Andy. What I personally felt bad about is the fact that in all of this Jaaved Jaffrey and Sharman Joshi were seen feeling extremely uneasy and embarrassed.
Then came out 2 chillies which Apurva gave to his wife because she loves to eat green chillies.
Then came out a packet of butter. Kushal insisted he wanted to give it to Asif. When asked why, Asif himself explained that because he talks nicely to everyone and doesn’t fight with anyone, so people think he is buttering everyone up. He then added, that keeping “buttering” in mind, the butter should be given to Kushal because he is always buttering Gauhar.
Gauhar BHADKOD (got angry) hearing this. She looked at Asif and said “ Asif, YOU TALK SHIT.”
Then came out the Bigg Boss ka Pitara. Through that they showcased Asif as a punching bag. Don’t we all think the same?
THENNN they showed Elli saying that she wants to have 5-6 kids because she is half greek and her culture is like that. SALMAN’S EXPRESSION WAS PHENOMENAL!!!!
We were also shown the housemates getting romantic while it poured in Lonavala. Shilpa and Apurva were seen hugging in the rain.
THERE COME’S ANOTHER MOMENT!!
From the Pitara came out a clipping where Kamya was seen not addressing Elli by her name while telling Tanisha that Elli spoke in English. Elli heard this and questioned Kamya that if she knows her name why doesn’t she address her with it. Kamya replied because she didn’t want to.
Kamya then spoke about how Elli tries to act dumb infront of Salman Khan just to get his attention so that she can win him over whereas she very well understood Hindi normally in the house.
Tanisha was also seen making fun of Elli while Pratyusha laughed out loud almost on Elli’s face.
Soon after Elli was shown crying.
AGAIN SALMAN KHAN’S EXPRESSION WAS WORTH A MILLION BUCKS!
NOW SALMAN KHAN SEEMED TO BE BACK IN ACTION. His SUPER SIZED BIG heart seemed to have ENOUGH OF THE BITCHINESS. He immediately returned to the house through ME Tv and straight away told Tanisha and Armaan that there are 84 cameras in the house. THAT’S IT.
WHY DID SALMAN KHAN TELL TANISHA THERE ARE 84 CAMERAS IN THE HOUSE? LET ME GIVE YOU A SNEAK PEAK:
If this is what they are showing to us in a family show, we can only imagine the kind of content the Bigg Boss makers must be having on record which is not being shown. Coming from a high profile family and linked to a superstar like Ajay Devgn and Kajol, we can imagine that perhaps this message was sent as a favour to Tanisha’s family by Salman Khan. This is perhaps the most probable conclusion one can infer.
Armaan and Tanisha were seen embarrassed. And it seemed like a BAD BAD day for Tanisha.
IN PLAIN SIMPLE WORDS TANISHA WAS TOLD THERE ARE 84 CAMERAS IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE… (READ ON after Manish Paul and Ratan)…
Manish Paul came to promote his film MICKEY VIRUS in which Elli plays the lead actress. Salman was heard saying here that he will cast Elli in his next film.
Finally Ratan was called in to chat with Salman. She was shown Kamya bitching about her. Finally she confronted Kamya and told her that what she (Kamya) was telling everyone about her (Ratan) was a lie.
Ratan then gave ANGEL OF THE WEEK TO ELLI and DEVIL OF THE WEEK TO TANISHA !!!
SO THE REAL REASON WHY SALMAN KHAN TOLD TANISHA THERE ARE 84 CAMERAS IN THE HOUSE IS:
Also through the power of THE BIG BOMB, Ratan named Tanisha to NOT HAVE THE POWER TO VOTE IN MONDAY’S NOMINATIONS.
TANISHA SEEMED SINGED BY NOW. NOW SEE EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED INDEED AND I HAVE PROOF.
On Dussehra, evil burnt in the shape of :